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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Anon is a survivor

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Anon is a survivor

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    This is why I believe in Quantum Immortality… even if the idea is rather silly

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    immortal from Incincible comic

    anon is Invisible

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    Anon is a shitty driver

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      Anon is a squirrel

      Except for the driving part but it’s all relative

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        Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

    • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      That’s also what I read from that.

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    If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.

    If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.

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    Anon:

  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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    Survivorship bias gonna’ bite him in the ass HARD.

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      Unless it doesn’t. I’ve met some cocky 90 year olds

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      Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they’d never see it disproven.

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        I dunno’, quite a few people are aware that they’re dying before they die.

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          Oh I do know about that, I’ve had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says “you are dangling over the precipice right now.”

          I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can’t report back, that’s why it’s called a mystery.

          In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they’re doubting that it’s real.

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            Did the experience leave you any belief in the afterlife

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    Given enough time on the planet eventually he’ll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

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    fake: anon is just a shitty driver

    gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons

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    Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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      But then there’s quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don’t die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a “reality I need” kind of way, not necessarily a “reality I want”.

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        When does it pick one where Heaven is real

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    Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

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    Anon needs to post dashcam footage

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    Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don’t set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.

    So, what’s your hobby?

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